Text from SMBC#3088

I told you that if there were something beyond the grave, I would contact you.
I ordered this package to be sent in the event of my death.
If there were a way to reach beyond death, I would've stopped this package before you got it.
I'm sorry.
But you see I've set up a win-win for you.
Either you see me again, or you get a box of candy.
We were both sensations to each other - eyes, ears, nose, hands, mouth.
So, as long as I can tickle a few of those, I'm only gone from myself. Not from you.
I'm sorry I couldn't stop this package.
But I'll try to get the one for next month.

Source: http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=3088/#comic